I was already pretty incensed that the upgrade page outright lied in print about the cost, something I meticulously checked over after the fact. Finally decided that wasn’t a fight worth starting, and ordered a phone upgrade, last week.
It has been so long that the pending charge has dropped off of my bank. There are no updates or indications of when or why this is happening. I’d like a normal, human answer about this process, and whether I should expect any feedback or updates.